he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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