my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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