How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Don't tell me you're on acid again
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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