do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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