in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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