Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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