bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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