respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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