belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm passing your future prison.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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