So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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