I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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