Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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