Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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