Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Its about making memories worth repressing
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
