and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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