dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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