at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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