do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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