She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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