I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
