I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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