I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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