We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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