16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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