I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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