Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
smell my finger.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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