Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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