Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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