Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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