So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Send help, water and tortillas.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
