So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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