its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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