im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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