Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
