the day after is always just damage control
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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