1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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