Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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