it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He shit in the fireplace
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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