i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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