What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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