My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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