my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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