Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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