Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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