I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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