just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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