we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
then he tried to convert me to islam
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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