sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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