belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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