and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we have officially lost it.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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