btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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