She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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