i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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