u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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