Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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