my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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