I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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