Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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